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Personal WTF?

Holy Sh*t It’s Cold

holy fuckballs it’s cold today! seriously, i think it was 19 degrees outside this morning when i woke up… and with a little wind, man that cut right through ya… whoa… yeah, i’d say that old man winter is here alright.

had that all hands, all day meeting thing at work yesterday… and while it had some good stuff, and a few interesting moments, that’s a helluva long day to sit in a room with your co-workers… even with a couple breaks thrown in, that was pretty brutal… especially after lunch, where i was practically nodding off and fighting like hell just to stay awake.

oh well, least it’s over… and now i just got a couple more days until i’m off for the rest of the year (hell yeahhh!!!!!).

also, can’t wait until tomorrow :)

News WTF?

RIP Tom Petty

Report: Tom Petty Hospitalized After Cardiac Arrest

Tom Petty, the dynamic and iconoclastic frontman who led the band the Heartbreakers, went into full cardiac arrest at his Malibu home Sunday night, with conflicting reports on whether the Hall of Fame musician died on Monday. Petty was found unconscious, not breathing and in full cardiac arrest at his home, according to TMZ, and rushed to the hospital and placed on life support. EMTs were able to find a pulse when they found him, but TMZ reported that the hospital found no brain activity when he arrived. A decision was made to pull life support. CBS originally confirmed Petty’s death per the Los Angeles Police Department, but TMZ claims the musician is still on life support.

oh man, what a sad day all around… started out so good, and to be honest i was just listening to my music and jamming away at work, kinda oblivious to all the shit going down out in las vegas today — seriously, what the fuck?!?

then i turn around and later find out that tom petty died.

fuck me.

Tom Petty: A Life in Pictures

#ShakesHead  #SadPanda

News WTF?

Snake Bites Woman @ Longhorn Steakhouse

Virginia woman says she was bitten by copperhead snake inside LongHorn Steakhouse restaurant

FREDERICKSBURG, Va. – A Virginia woman was supposed to be enjoying a dinner out on the town. Instead, it turned into a serious emergency as she was bit by a poisonous snake inside of a LongHorn Steakhouse in Fredericksburg.

Rachel Myrick said she and her family were walking just before the second set of doors to the dinner room when she thought a bee had stung her foot. She reached down and a 8-inch copperhead snake was hanging onto her foot. Pictures of her foot show the snake bit her under her pinky toe.

She said the bite was some of the worst pain she has ever felt.

holy shit, man!

duuuuuude… that Longhorn is right around the corner from me, like maybe 10 minutes away, and i’ve driven past it at least a thousand times or more… only ate there once or twice, but still.


News WTF?

Another Teacher, Another Sex Scandal

Arkansas High School Teacher Accused of Having Sex With 4 Students

A former high school art teacher in Arkansas has been accused of having sex with four students.

Jessie Lorene Goline, who taught at Marked Tree High School in northeast Arkansas, was arrested Wednesday and charged with one count of first-degree sexual assault, Democrat-Gazette reports. Prosecutors said Goline faces a single charge because only one of the students was younger than 18.

Goline, 25, allegedly had sex with the students between January and April of 2016, authorities told the Democrat-Gazette. During one incident, a student, who was in Goline’s class, said she picked him up and took him to her apartment to have sex, and then dropped him back off at Marked Tree High School that day. Goline is accused of having sex with another student on that same day.

well now… seems like it’s been awhile since i’ve stumbled across one of these “sex with teacher” stories… and by awhile, i mean it’s probably only been a few months… though i do remember it seemed like there were alot more of these types of stories in the news at one point awhile back.


Online/Web Science WTF?

Brain Linked To Internet

Researchers Have Linked a Human Brain to the Internet for the First Time Ever

Researchers from Wits University have linked a brain directly to the internet. Data gathered from this project could help fuel the next steps in machine learning and brain-computer interfaces.

ummm… yeah, that just happened.


Online/Web WTF?

Married With Sex Bot

Married Father Defends Sex Robot as ‘Part of the Family’

Most people hide their sex toys in a drawer or closet. Arran Lee Wright hangs out with his on the sofa.

The married father of two co-created smart sex doll Samantha, who, despite her dead eyes, cold skin, and general aloofness, has become part of the family.

“My children [aged three and five], they say, ‘Where’s Samantha?’” Wright told This Morning hosts Phillip Schofield and Holly Willoughby during a recent appearance on the ITV program.

“She can talk about animals, she can talk about philosophy, she can talk about science,” he said, describing the AI’s prudent “family mode.” “She’s programmed with a thousand jokes.”

Flip a switch, though, and she’s ready for action.

i mean, damn… preview of things to come?


Personal WTF?

Milk or Cereal First?!

i heard the craziest thing yesterday… was listening to a podcast, and these guys were discussing / asking whether you put in the milk or the cereal first?

ummm, yeah… what the shit?!??

this one guys said he always puts in the milk first…

…and everybody else was freak’n out, and rightfully so… because seriously, i don’t think i’ve ever really thought about it, probably since it just seems sooooooo wrong to put the milk in the bowl first, and then the cereal.

that’s just cray-cray, mang.

#blink  #wtf


Bromans! Bro My God, Bro!

Bro My God, They’re Making a Reality TV Show Called Bromans, About Bros Living as Romans

There is an entire ecosystem of British reality TV that drifts across my feed without the finer details really registering. Couldn’t really tell you what Love Island is, for instance. But occasionally something stops me in my tracks. For instance: Bromans, a (real) show about lads living as Roman gladiators.

speaking of romans… ummm, seriously?!

#WTF  #Straight2Shit

News Online/Web WTF?

5yr Old Lingerie Show?!

Girls as young as 5 walk in controversial Victoria’s Secret-style lingerie show

Young girls dressed in bikinis and fluffy underwear have been pictured walking the runway at a show in a shopping centre in Chengdu, China’s Sichuan Province.

The child models are also sporting full make-up and their lingerie is accessorised with feathers, jewels and even wings – just like the famous Victoria’s Secret angels.

The girls, some of whom are believed to be as young as five-years-old, take to the catwalk in small two-pieces and headresses as people in the audience take photographs.

man, i’m not even sure what to say…

that’s really fucked up.

News WTF?

Minneapolis Cop Shooting

Officials: Australian woman shot after cops heard loud sound

MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — An Australian woman who called 911 to report a possible assault was shot and killed by a Minneapolis police officer after the officer’s partner was startled by a loud sound near their squad car, the partner told investigators Tuesday.

The Minnesota Bureau of Criminal Apprehension said Justine Damond, 40, approached the driver’s side window of the squad car immediately after the driver had been startled by the sound. The officer in the passenger seat, Mohamed Noor, fired his weapon, hitting Damond through the open driver’s side window, the BCA said.

The BCA said its information was based on an interview with the officer driving the car, Officer Matthew Harrity. Harrity was interviewed Tuesday, but Noor declined to be interviewed. The BCA said his attorney did not indicate when, or if, Noor would talk to investigators, and under the law an interview can’t be compelled.

Messages left with Noor’s attorney were not immediately returned Tuesday.

Harrity and Noor are on paid administrative leave. Harrity has been with the Minneapolis police department for one year, and Noor has been with the department for nearly two.

some guys at work were talking about this yesterday and i had no idea at first what they were talking about… so googled up a quick link and read what happened, and… damn man, that’s pretty fucked up… so this lady calls the cops cuz she thinks some woman might be getting raped behind her house, they show up and as she walks out to the cops the guy in the passenger seat pulls out his gun and shoots the lady in the stomach?!??

what the fuck?

#WTF  #WhiteLivesMatter

News WTF?

Police Shoot Unarmed Joker

Police Shoot Unarmed Batman Cosplayers at Australian Sex Party

Australian police shot a man dressed as the Joker and a woman dressed as Harley Quinn late Saturday night after being called to the nightclub Inflation where a costumed sex party was taking place.

While the Harley Quinn cosplayer merely sustained a non-lethal flesh wound in her leg, her partner was rushed to the Royal Melbourne Hospital where he was initially in critical condition before eventually being stabilized. According to the police, they opened fire on the couple because the man dressed as the Joker allegedly brandished a gun at them. But security for the event said they verified the gun was not real, and witnesses who were attending the “Saints & Sinner Ball” claim the man was not holding it at the time of the shooting.

“Venue staff have stated that the male victim was not holding anything in his hand,” club owner Martha Tsamis said in a Facebook post. “Rather he was in a compromising position with his female partner, which is a normal activity with the nature of this event.”

oh man, that fucking sucks..! you’re all dressed up as a badass Joker, and just happen to get lucky with a cute Harley Quinn with a sweet lil ass — then the police show up out of nowhere and shoot your ass.

fuck man.

Personal WTF?

These F*cking Trees

woke up a bit earlier than usual this morning so i could pickup my dad and drive him over for his weekly chemo appointment @ 8am… actually got up around 6:30am, which is hella early for me… anywho, i get back home armed with my Wawa coffee, still yawning and a bit bleary eyed, and just happened to notice something a bit weird or off in my back yard through the kitchen window.

apparently, at some point last night, a big ass tree limb broke off and fell, taking up half my back yard..! ummmmm… yeah… like WTF.

it was raining last night when i went to bed, and i’m pretty sure we didn’t have some hurricane or tornado rip through (i think)… doesn’t look like it was hit by lightning, least that i can tell… so i have no idea what the hell happened.

well that’s just fucking great.

now i’m gonna have to call around and see if i can’t get somebody over to cut up and remove this damn thing… not to mention maybe looking at that tree, since the last thing i want to deal with is a big ass tree falling on my damn house or crushing my beloved miata… g’damnit.

if it’s not one thing, it’s another…

#sigh  #mutter

Video WTF?

Scientology Gets Trolled

Two Trolls Reveal Scientology’s High-Level Secrets To New Converts

everynow and then i’ll stumble across one of these types of vids, and will watch out of simple curiosity or boredom… probably because i still think that scientology is just so scam weird… i mean, $158,000 to move up to the next level or what they call “the bridge”?!

fuck that.

News Political WTF?

Johnny Depp Jokes About Assasinating Trump

Johnny Depp: ‘When was the last time an actor assassinated a president?’

Last month, it was comedian Kathy Griffin’s infamous beheaded Donald Trump photo that pit the president’s supporters against Hollywood.

Now it appears that another Tinseltown figure, actor Johnny Depp, has entered the fray, making controversial comments about assassinating the commander in chief.

While at the Glastonbury Festival on Thursday in the English county of Somerset, Depp brought up the president prior to introducing his 2004 film, “The Libertine.”

“Can we bring Trump in?” Depp says to the crowd, which responds with widespread boos, according to videos of the remarks. “No, no, no. You misunderstand completely. I think he needs help. And this is going to be in the press and it’ll be horrible. But I like that you are all part of it. When was the last time an actor assassinated a president? I want to clarify: I’m not an actor. I lie for a living however it’s been a while. Maybe it’s about time.”

he’s so freak’n cool and edgy, isn’t he?

#RollsEyes  #whatevs

News WTF?

Evergreen Shutsdown, Again

Evergreen State College suspends operations due to ‘potential disruptions’

OLYMPIA, Wash. – Evergreen State College in Olympia says it plans to suspend operations Thursday beginning at 3 p.m. Access to campus will be limited after 3:15 p.m., Zach Powers, a college spokesperson says. The decision was made “in light of potential disruption around planned demonstrations by off-campus organizations,” Powers says.

A conservative group, Patriot Prayer, plans a free speech rally at the campus at 5:30 p.m. A counter-demonstration by a group known as the Evergreen Anti-Fascist Community Defense Network is supposed to begin on campus at 3 p.m.

Troopers with the Washington State Patrol will be on campus working with Evergreen Police Services to ensure campus safety.

The college was shut down for three days in early June due to phoned in threats.

man, all the crazy shit that’s been going on at this Evergreen college is just fucking nuts.

#WTF  #gdamn  #crazyfuckers

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News Political WTF?

Republicans Targeted, Shot Down

Scalise critical, shooter ID’d as James Hodgkinson

A gunman believed to be a supporter of former Democratic presidential candidate Bernie Sanders sprayed a hail of bullets at a GOP baseball practice Wednesday morning, critically wounding House Majority Whip Steve Scalise and injuring four others before U.S. Capitol Police took down the rifle-wielding assailant.

Scalise was in critical condition Wednesday afternoon, MedStar Washington Hospital tweeted. He had surgery after being shot in the hip and was initially said to be stable.

The shooter, who had a violent history including arrests for battery, resisting arrest and drunken driving, was identified as 66-year-old James T. Hodgkinson, of Illinois, Fox News confirmed. President Trump said Hodgkinson died from injuries sustained when he was shot by police.

“I have just been informed that the alleged shooter at the Republican baseball practice is someone who apparently volunteered on my presidential campaign,” Sanders said in a statement. “I am sickened by this despicable act. Let me be as clear as I can be. Violence of any kind is unacceptable in our society and I condemn this action in the strongest possible terms.”

i didn’t even hear about this until last night and was kinda shocked to find out that some left-wing nutjob went to a friendly baseball game, armed with a rifle/guns and went in shooting — because they were republicans.


i mean, what the flying fuck?! i know it’s been pretty bad and all the political shit has been getting nasty & devisive, but g’damn… not sure i’ve ever heard of people being gunned down because they were Republicans.

List of threats against GOP & Trump from Hollywood…

  • Kathy Griffin ‘Beheads’ Trump in Graphic Photo
  • Madonna – “I’ve thought a lot about blowing up the White House.”
  • Snoop Dogg “Shoots” Trump in the Head in Music Video
  • Robert De Niro: “I’d Like to Punch Him in the Face”
  • Joss Whedon: “I Want a Rhino to F*ck Paul Ryan to Death”
  • Shakespeare in the Park Stabs ‘Trump’ to Death in Performance of ‘Julius Caesar
  • Rapper YG Threatens Trump with “F*ck Donald Trump” Song
  • Marilyn Manson Kills ‘Trump’ in Music Video

Trump ‘assassination’ play to continue despite mounting controversy…
Gutfeld: The blame game of today’s shooting…

#wtf  #gdamn  #depressing

News WTF?

$75K Per Prisoner in CA?!

At $75,560, housing a prisoner in California now costs more than a year at Harvard

The cost of imprisoning each of California’s 130,000 inmates is expected to reach a record $75,560 in the next year.

That’s enough to cover the annual cost of attending Harvard University and still have plenty left over for pizza and beer.

Gov. Jerry Brown’s spending plan for the fiscal year that starts July 1 includes a record $11.4 billion for the corrections department while also predicting that there will be 11,500 fewer inmates in four years because voters in November approved earlier releases for many inmates.

holy fuckballs!!! i thought it was around $30k a year on average, but $75K a year is absolutely insane… i mean, isn’t that roughly twice the average income per US household (or pretty damn close)?


just… wow.

#blink  #wtf

Online/Web WTF?

Naked Man F*cks Shark

Social media exposes naked man posing on top of dead shark

It was the photo that stuck in many craws. A few jaws, too.

Here was a large, naked man lying on top of a (presumably) dead shark.

Wildlife TV presenter Anneka Svenska posted the picture just over a week ago, accompanied by the words: “Who is this man? Please RT, find him & ask him why he did this? Where is the humour in humiliating slaughtered animals?”

It incited much reaction.

man, that’s just so fucked up.

i mean seriously, what in the world was this guy thinking? well then again, maybe he was drunk off his ass after spending all day out on the water and thought it’d be funny as hell to strip naked and fuck lay on top of a dead shark.

PS. the crazy shit people do, right? lol

News Political WTF?

Lefties Threaten Violence, Rose Parade Cancelled

Portland parade canceled after protesters threaten to rough up Republicans

Protesters in Portland, Oregon, have gone from blocking streets and disrupting City Council meetings to threatening to rough up Republicans, and James Buchal is sick of it.

The chairman of the Multnomah County Republican Party, Mr. Buchal accused city officials of kowtowing to “domestic terrorism” after an annual parade was canceled over a warning from radicals who said they would wreck the event unless Republicans were excluded.

“[O]nce again, local civic leaders didn’t do enough to prevent organized gangs of criminal thugs from running rampant in the city,” Mr. Buchal said Wednesday in a statement. “According to the criminal elements, they control the streets of Portland.”

Organizers of the 82nd Avenue of Roses Parade scrapped the Saturday event after receiving an anonymous email offering a choice: Either bar the Multnomah County Republicans or “we will have two hundred or more people rush into the parade into the middle and drag and push those people out.”

“You have seen how much power we have downtown and that the police cannot stop us from shutting down roads so please consider your decision wisely,” said the email from thegiver@riseup.net.

what a week for the lefties… first there was all that crazy bullshit with Ann Coulter being threatened and cancelling her talk at Berkley, rightfully raising lots of questions about our first amendment right to free speech… she should’ve been welcomed with open arms, even if many of the students didn’t like or agree with what she had to say… at least sit down, be quiet, and listen to what she says first… then you can argue and debate — that’s a good and healthy thing, especially for any democracy.

then today i read about this rose parade being cancelled because a local “anti-fascist” liberal group in oregon threatened to mob and beat up people in a fucking rose parade because some republicans are involved? are you fucking serious?!

first thing it reminded me of was the “brown coats” in early 1930’s germany… gangs running around, beating people up, and threatening violence against other people and groups to keep them quiet — seriously, think about it for a second.

ugh, whatever.

Online/Web WTF?

A Robot Dedicated To BJ’s

NSFW: Meet The Robot Designed To Perform Blow Jobs On You

It’s amazing what technology can do nowadays, especially for the sex toy industry. There’s a sex doll with a “brain”, a $15,000 dildo, and now there’s a robot purposed to give you pleasurable fellatio.

The curious engineer behind Arlan Robotics has invented ‘Arlan Robotics Service Droid 1.0’—the “first” droid to mimic the intimate feel of human oral interaction.

The anonymous creator saw a lack of realistic robotics in the adult toy industry and wanted to create some love machines of his own. “I was fascinated with the idea of a robotic partner and how its physical presence would affect you when it became intimate. The results were so compelling from my early prototypes I was instantly hooked on the challenge of seeing this project to fruition.”

holy shit man, are you freak’n kidding me?! somebody actually spent the time and money to create a robot chick dedicated to giving blowjobs?!

not sure whether to cry or laugh.

#chuckle  #blink