man, i’m not even sure where to start on this one. *chuckle*
(hat tip: roger)
man, i’m not even sure where to start on this one. *chuckle*
(hat tip: roger)
Woman looks through boyfriend’s phone, finds video of him having sex with her dog
A woman looking through her boyfriend’s phone was shocked when she found a clip of him having sex with her Staffordshire bull terrier.
Wayne Bryson, from Louth, Lincolnshire, made no excuses when police arrested him after his girlfriend handed in the phone.
The 19-year-old pleaded guilty to a charge of performing an act of sexual penetration with a dog when he appeared at Skegness Magistrates’ Court last month.
Bryson was also caught with £10 worth of cannabis, which he said he had ‘bought wet and was drying out’, according to the Grimsby Telegraph.
The teenager will be sentenced on March 5, with the maximum he can receive being two years in jail.
He was given bail on the understanding he is not allowed to be alone with animals.
WTF? seriously, what the hell is wrong with some people?!? jesus.
(hat tip: djmac)
Student forced to apologize for emailing pic of Obama kicking a door, because RACISM
A student at McGill University in Montreal, Canada was forced to issue a formal apology for emailing a picture of President Obama kicking open a doorâ€“all because some students thought the image was somehow racist.
The image was actually an edited .gif, and was shown by Jay Leno on “The Tonight Show” last fall. It humorously suggests that the president may be fed up with press conferences. McGill student Brian Farnan, vice president of the university’s student government, sent out an email with the .gif and the harmless caption, “Honestly midterms get out of here,” according to Legal Insurrection.
What happened next is almost unbelievable: Another student issued a formal complaint against Farnan for committing a “micro-aggression.” For those not up-to-date on the PC lexicon, “micro-aggression” is the latest phrase of choice for leftist radicals seeking to blame racism for common annoyances suffered by people of all races. Minority activists at the University of Michigan, for example, have insisted that trivial slights, such as “Having your opinion second-guessed in a group assignment,” are micro-aggressions that betray the campus as a hostile place for students of color.
The .gif of Obama kicking a door was racist because of the “cultural, historical and living legacy surrounding people of colorâ€”particularly young menâ€”being portrayed as violent,” according to the apology letter that Farnan was forced to write.
Technically, Farnan got off easy. Under the McGill student government’s Orwellian “equity policy,” Farnan could have been suspended or even dismissed from his position as vice president in the organization. The decision to force Farnan to apologize was apparently made by an “equity commissioner,” whose will can only be overturned by a two-thirds majority of the student government, according to The McGill Tribune.
Like a true victim of the thought police, Farnan was forced to denounce his heretical email.
i’ve never even heard of “micro-aggression” until today… wow, that’s just fucking nuts… and what the hell is a “equity commissioner”?!
Most depressing Valentine’s gift EVER?
Feeling lonely this February 14? Or perhaps you are a perennial singleton who fears their smooching skills have got a little rusty through lack of use.
Whatever your reason for wanting, or needing, a creepy detached set of lips to accompany you to bed at night, it’s comforting to know that the product for you is ready and waiting as a new pillow with a built-in mouth is unveiled.
The Make-Out Practice Pillow is the brainchild of Emily King, a Florida-based designer who created the quirky furnishing to offer a solution to the inexperienced kisser.
totally missed this one last week… and a “designer” came up with this idea?! g’lord man, that’s both creepy and depressing at the same time — if a chick actually bought one of these, she better get used to being single.
i’d hate to see one of these pillows after a week in the hands of most 13/14 year old boys. *blink*
“Some changes were made to our life insurance policy. Terrorism Premium, $5.00″ – @jasonsantamaria
umm… yeah, what the fuck?
Man’s severed hand attached to his ankle
Doctors have kept a Chinese man’s severed hand alive by stitching it to his ankle after a work accident severed it. Xiao Wei’s right hand was reportedly temporarily attached to his left ankle for a month before surgeons reattached it, largely because injuries to his arm required immediate attention before the reattachment surgery.
A report from Rex Features reveals Wei’s injuries were “severe,” with his left arm flattened in the accident. The hand was kept alive thanks to a blood supply from arteries in Wei’s leg. Surgeons were able to successfully replant it on his arm, and doctors say Wei will require several operations that they’re hopeful will help him regain full function of his hand.
The innovative procedure, known as temporary ectopic implantation, allows doctors to recover amputated limbs with reconstructive microsurgery.
dude, that’s insane… i’ve heard of some weird ones, but reattaching a severed hand to a guys ankle?!? my first thought was this had to be bullshit, some kind of prank… looks like a photoshop job, y’know? but if it’s coming out of china, it has to be legit… right?
if true, that’s some crazy shit — wonder if it’s works out for the guy, too.
(hat tip: AJ)
c’mon man… now she’s twerking on santa? miley cyrus is quickly about to surpass justin bieber on my “please, just go the fuck away” meter.
on a sidenote, can’t wait to watch the Broncos v. Chargers game tonight – got a friendly wager on the game with a buddy… so here’s to hoping my broncos come through for me tonight.
i’m about 99% sure this isn’t legit, but still… *chuckle*
even so, cracked me up.
p.s. yes, i’m easily amused.
Pictures reveal Maryland teacher having sex with family dog
A Maryland teacher has been busted for bestiality after sick footage emerged of her having sex with her family’s pet dog, police said.
Stephanie Mikles, 45, allegedly engaged in a variety of sexual acts with the canine over a month-long period in August 2008.
But she was only arrested earlier this year after child advocacy center officers searched her home on an unrelated matter and found pictures and video of the disgusting acts.
Mikles, who looks after special needs students for Hartford County School District, was charged with unnatural or perverted sexual practice.
feels like it’s been awhile – at least a couple months? – since we’ve had a cute teacher getting busted for fucking her students… but this might be a first. *blink*
whoa… this one’s been making the rounds on facebook and twitter, and i can see why.
what a fucking dipshit… geeesh… personally, i think people need to chillout a little… the election is over, obama won his re-election, and we can look forward to four more years.
god help us all.
whoa… this bitch must have a gigantic pair of balls on her to be wearing this around.
Applebee’s Releases A Line Of Blow-Up Dolls
i do believe i heard or read somewhere that the infamous BK Bacon Sundae is now available, which begs the question – are you gonna try it? c’mon man, be honest.
is it just me, or is there something kind of disturbing about this photo?
just noticed it in one of my feeds and was like “eh? what the hell?”
no, i didn’t take this pic over memorial weekend or anything, but damned if it wouldn’t have been funny… i can see my bro-n-law putting something like this out on the table next to the burgers & hot dogs, though. yup, sure can.