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Savage Emoji Burn

Samsung obliterates Twitter troll’s dick pic joke with one savage emoji

oh man, i actually LOL’d a little when i saw this.

#haha  #burn

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I ♥ Sushi

speaking of being hungry…

…i got a chuckle when i saw this tshirt.

you’d have to have some balls to wear that one around.

#chuckle  #gdamn

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North Korea Successfully Nukes Scientist

North Korea Successfully Detonates Nuclear Scientist

PYONGYANG—Hailing it as a significant step forward for their ballistic weapons program just hours after suffering a failed missile launch, North Korean leaders announced Monday they had successfully detonated a nuclear scientist.

“It was with great satisfaction this morning that I witnessed the detonation of a 156-pound nuclear scientist,” Supreme Leader Kim Jong-un said in a recorded statement, which appears to corroborate U.S. intelligence reports that a 0.7-magnitude tremor and large explosion had been detected at a bunker outside the city of Kusong at 9:42 a.m. local time, marking the nation’s first detonation of a major scientist since the days following a catastrophic rocket malfunction in 2012.

“With this glorious achievement, our laboratories have begun to move much faster toward completing our goal of building an indomitable nuclear arsenal capable of annihilating all cowardly Western aggressors. We are prepared to detonate multiple scientists every month as a demonstration of our might and determination.” Intelligence analysts have reportedly warned top American officials to take Kim at his word, noting that the North Korean regime has already built up a stockpile of nuclear scientists’ family members it is prepared to detonate at a moment’s notice.

is it wrong that i got a chuckle from this?

PS. gotta luv the onion.

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Humor/Funny Movies

Honest Trailers: Rogue One

Honest Trailers – Rogue One: A Star Wars Story

man, i love these honest trailers and have been looking forward to seeing what they came up with for Rogue One… good stuff! though that last bit with “Suicide Squad – An Unnecessary Star Wars Story” was a bit harsh… i mean… damn.

#chuckle

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Alert: Man Down!

Shia LaBeouf Thriller ‘Man Down’ Sells Just One Ticket at U.K. Box Office

Man Down, a war thriller with Shia LaBeouf, grossed just £7 ($8.70) when it premiered in a single U.K. theater over the weekend, according to ComScore. That’s the equivalent of selling a single ticket, given that the U.K. Cinema Association puts the average movie admission cost in the country at £7.21.

“Poor Shia,” said Paul Dergarabedian, senior media analyst at ComScore. “That opening could be in the Guinness World Records or something.”

The film played in one location, Reel Cinema in Burnley. It was simultaneously released digitally on demand, making the theatrical release something of an afterthought. It launches on DVD and Blu-ray next month, according to the Guardian.

ouch.

that really might be a new record or something.

#blink  #gdamn

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Humor/Funny Political

Man Radicalized In Congress

Authorities Believe Man Radicalized While Serving 18 Years In Congress

WASHINGTON—Saying that being confined in such a volatile environment was known to have devastating psychological repercussions, FBI officials reported Wednesday that Ohio man Patrick Kinsey had apparently become radicalized during his 18 years spent inside of the U.S. Congress.

“We’ve uncovered evidence that leads us to believe this elected official became heavily influenced by hardline extremists and religious fanatics during his time serving in the country’s legislative branch,” said FBI spokesperson Irene Jessup, adding that the representative appeared to have fallen in with a powerful fundamentalist faction during his first days in the congressional chamber and quickly adopted their strict interpretation of a fringe ideology.

“While he may have arrived as a seemingly ordinary moderate, we believe he’s been completely indoctrinated in this rigid mindset and is currently recruiting others to join him and take up radical causes. At this time, his worldview has become so narrowed that he responds to any outside beliefs with apocalyptic rhetoric and by making grandiose threats.”

Jessup further revealed that it was clear the political extremist was fully intent on bringing about the total destruction of the U.S. government.

on a day when my twitter feed seems to have been overtaken with people dropping quotes from the 2nd day of Gorsuch being grilled by democrats up on the hill… i found this to be rather funny.

#chuckle

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Thought of the Day

oh my……. wow, will wonders never cease?!

dunno why, but just the fact that some stoner thought of making some cannabis lube to get his girlfriends vajayjay high cracks me up… g’damn.

#chuckles

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Thought of the Day

 

WEB DESIGNER: (wakes up in lava) Wh… why am I in hell?

SATAN: You know.

WD: Was it the autopl—

SATAN: It was the fucking autoplay videos, dude!

 

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Humor/Funny Video

Filthy Riddles

Riddles That Prove You Definitely Have A Filthy Mind

if this video was any indication, then there’s absolutely no doubt that i have a dirty mind… g’lord mang.

#chuckle

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The Daily Life of Darth Vader

The Daily Life of Darth Vader

flipping through my twitter feed and this one caught my attention… gotta love it, heh.

speaking of Vader, my son got me a pretty slick darth vader lightsaber for my birthday yesterday… and yeah, stuff like that always geeks me out :)

#FeelTheForce

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La La Le Laaaaa

Ahhhh, La La Le Laaaaa

i didn’t bother watching the Oscars lastnight, but i’m sure ‘La La Land’ probably won something… haven’t seen that either, and probably never will… but here’s something to get your monday morning started.

made me laugh.

#chuckle

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Walk Against Humanity

oh man, some of the shit this app says is downright hilarious :)

#chuckle

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Today’s Horoscope

my little sister sent this to me and for whatever reason, it got a chuckle outta me… damn signs.

really does explain a lot, doesn’t it?

#chuckle

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Humor/Funny Sports

Brady Trolls Roger Goodell

Tom Brady trolls Roger Goodell with pre-taped ‘Roger that’ Super Bowl commercial

one of the guys at work was just talking about this funny brady commercial, and i had to google it… and oh man, that really is pretty damn funny.

“…roger that.”

#chuckle

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Humor/Funny Political

Bad Lip Reading Trump

Bad Lip Reading has delivered its video on Trump’s inauguration, and it’s hysterical

If you need to laugh right now, then we’ve got just the video for you.

The YouTube channel Bad Lip Reading has gained notoriety as on of YouTube’s most popular places to watch parodies of videos ranging from the NFL to pop-culture. BLR will have Yoda singing about seagulls chasing him one moment, and have the Avengers take on redneck personas the next. All of this done through the use of — as the channel suggests — dubbing over scenes, and badly interpreting what the people are saying.

But as fun as the pokes at pop-culture are, BLR really shines during election season when the channel tends to poke fun at everything from political ads for candidates, to their debates. The videos BLR produced during both the 2016 primaries, and the general election were nothing short of hysterical.

some are funnier than others, naturally… but i got a chuckle nonetheless.

#chuckle

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Apple Engineer Unleashes

Apple Engineer Talks About New 2016 Macbook Pro

my son just sent this one to me, and i literally couldn’t stop laughing.

holy shit, man! LOL

#chuckle  #laugh

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Video of the Day

Man Shoveling Snow on a Unicycle Dressed as Darth Vader While Playing Flaming Bagpipes

stumbling across something like this at random is one of the reasons you just gotta love the interwebs :)

#chuckle

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Today’s Funny

Marriage: 2017 Edition

i got a chuckle from this one.

#lol

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Oh F%ck!

Don’t say that word!

now that’s one helluva potty mouth…

#chuckle

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When Your Girl…

When your girl says do what you want…

i got a chuckle from this one.

#chuckle

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