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Duke Nukem

oh hell yeah… can close that chrome browser tab that you’ve had pinned with Angry Birds for the last week – not that i tend to open it by default everyday to keep in the background to play or anything – and take up some Duke Nukem flash game’n with half naked chicks.

“It’s time to kick ass and chew bubble gum… and I’m all outta gum.”

(hat tip: Fuzzybritchiz)

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Santa Tossing

man, it’s been awhile since i stumbled across one of these and actually played a few rounds… my favorite still remains the penguin tossing flash game from years back – now that shit was totally addicting.

Santa Tossing

great… now i need to go look up that penguin game, just for old time’s sake.

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Bombshell Beauties

i just stumbled across and found myself playing around with this neat little flash promo for a new/upcoming game… it’s actually pretty slick, and a little addicting.

Bombshell Beauties

hey, it’s friday and i’ve always had a thing for vintage “pin-up girls”… and yes, i probably spent more time tinkering with it than i want to admit. *ahem*

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The Great Sperm Game

now here’s a great time waster for the day… if you’re bored or find yourself with some free time on your hands, then why not fire up the Great Sperm Game and wiggle your way to victory!

The Great Sperm Game

if you’re really into it, you can also snag iSperm off the iTunes store for like a buck and play it anytime while you’re on the go… oh, and if you’re caught playing it by a cute chick, don’t worry man… it goes over great with the ladies, and wives think it’s very cute and manly…. seriously. *smirk*

(hat tip: jeremy)

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Quake Live

okay, forget that other game… finally managed to get in and play some Quake Live, and it’s a fucking blast! forgot just how fast paced and hectic that game is… wow… and all through your browser no less, which is very slick.

Quake Live

also felt like a real n00b since it’s been ages since i played a game like Quake with keyboard and mouse… been playing games on my 360 for a long time now, and it just feels more comfortable.

too bad about the plugin you need to download and install… pretty sure i won’t be able to play this on the mac at home, which kinda blows.

p.s. also takes forever to get the software, install, and then wait around to actually play a game… but i’m sure they’ll work that part out pretty quick… of that i have no doubt. heh.

p.p.s. Play Don’t Shit Your Pants! oh, and here’s another one that anuga IM’d me about — Escapa! — which will really try your patience and resolve… if you can make it at least 18 seconds, i’ll buy you a beer.

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The Space Game

here’s something to help feed the addiction and maybe have a little fun if you happen to have some downtime on a beautiful friday afternoon…. game is pretty cool. heh.

The Space Game

speaking of games… Killzone 2 comes out today.

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Pretty Loaded

you probably wouldn’t believe how long i saw there watching it display all these “loading…” flash animations… have to say, it’s pretty damn cool and what a great idea! another one of those “shit, why didn’t i think of this like years ago?” moments.

Pretty Loaded

Top 25 Most Dangerous Programming Errors

The 2009 CWE/SANS Top 25 Most Dangerous Programming Errors is a list of the most significant programming errors that can lead to serious software vulnerabilities. They occur frequently, are often easy to find, and easy to exploit. They are dangerous because they will frequently allow attackers to completely take over the software, steal data, or prevent the software from working at all.

figured some of you coding mavericks would find this… interesting. *s*

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Raid Gaza!

speaking of the whole confrontation thing going down between israel and palestinians that’s all over the news, not to mention all the rally’s, riots, and demonstrations seemingly going on around the world today… but it looks like the guys at Newsgrounds got a new flash game up already — g’damn that was fast.

Raid Gaza Flash Game

anywho, if you’re in the mood and feel some odd burning need to get involved, feel free to hop over and check it out… the goal of the game is to build missile silos, barracks, headquarters, and airports, using them to attack the Gaza Strip in order to kill the most Palestinians in 3 minutes.

p.s. what the fuck is up with the music in the background?!

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Kitten Cannon

okay, here’s another one of those damn flash games that completely manages to soak up copious amounts of your time…. oh yeah, feed the addiction!

Kitten Cannon

though i still think that some of the best, if not most additing, games for me where those yetisports flash games…. now those were some good times.

p.s. 5 Sites For Old-School Gaming in Your Browser

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Flash, Index Friendly?

Once Nearly Invisible To Search Engines, Flash Files Can Now Be Found And Indexed

Flash... Required.For most people on the Web, if Google or Yahoo cannot find something, it doesn’t exist. That has been one of the biggest drawbacks to creating a Website or application that displays itself as a Flash (SWF) file. Search engines could see the file, but they could not see what was in it. Until now.

Adobe has come up with a way for the search engines to read SWF files and index all of the information they contain. That means any text or links in a Flash application can now be indexed. This is a huge step forward for Adobe and anyone who develops in Flash/Flex. Michele Turner, Adobe’s VP of marketing for its platform business, explains:

We are releasing technology to Google and Yahoo that enables them to crawl and index SWF files. They are now searchable. This will open up millions of Flash files to search.

Adobe has created a special Flash player for the search engines that acts like a virtual user going through each application. It actually goes through the runtime of each Flash application and translates it into something the search engines can understand. So all of those fancy interactive Flash Websites and other rich Internet applications that have been invisible to search engines, can now be seen by them.

pretty big news in general for web devs and flashers around the world, since it’s big a pretty big deal for…. well, ever… being able to add indexable elements in Flash is awesome news indeed!

p.s. i’m still retarded in Flash.

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Vector Wars

oh man, i’ve been totaly addicted to this game… sure, there has been others like it, but there’s something about it… shit man, it managed to suck up a good hour of my life earlier today. *doh*

Vector Wars

oh yes, feed the addiction…. heh.

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FooVid Sprout Widget

well i just popped my Sprout Cherry and it was pretty painless… created a quick background image, ripped a vid to FLV and uploaded it, then added it to the widget… minor tweak’age, create an account to save and then publish to get the code — and here’s a quick FooVid Sprout Widget:


my only gripe is that it’s not using the clearspring widget sharing service…. ugh, it pains me, man.

total time spent: from start to this blog post, about a half hour or more.

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Spank the Booty

here’s a fun and completely innocent flash game to help pass a few minutes, if you just happen to be a little bored at work and don’t happen to have your boss hang’n around over your shoulder — course, if he is, then you should probably know better than to pull up my site offhandedly by now… since you never know what’s going to show up around here. heh.

p.s. keeley hazell topless again…

(hat tip: jeff)

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Clean My Screen

i just saw this one over at del.icio.us and got a laugh… for some odd reason, i simply can’t stop staring at it…….. haha

joke of the day:

In a tiny village lived an old maid. In spite of her old age, she was still a virgin. She was very proud of it. She knew her last days were getting closer, so she told the local undertaker that she wanted the following inscription on her tombstone: “Born as a virgin, lived as a virgin, died as a virgin”.

Not long after, the old maid died peacefully, and the undertaker told his men what the lady had said. The men went to carve it in, but as the lazy no-goods they were, they thought the inscription to be unnecessarily long. They simply wrote: “Returned unopened”

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